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Doritos, Undesireable Women, and Dude-love

11 February 2011

The Doritos Superbowl commercials were like Aaron Rodgers quarterbacking: some questionable decisions along the way, but dominant overall.  If any theme could be detected, it was a) the superiority of Doritos over all things, and b) the superiority of Doritos-fueled dude-love over relationships with women.  Consider with me the following.

Adam chooses Doritos over Eve and her apple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4BaIDViPhM&NR=1

A woman is unimpressed with her boyfriend and his Doritos games: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpjaOUjUPUc&feature=related

A man requires a girl to be covered in Doritos to fulfill his fantasy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMaAAsANcC8

Indeed, Doritos found a way to shock us with cheese-coated homoeroticism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBNnD5kuHUE&feature=relmfu

Tres homoerotique: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1yk85znbpY&NR=1

Not without being ironic about it, of course: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcfViklWRsU&NR=1

But yes, dude-love triumphs once again in the Doritos domain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6v4Z3H3wM&NR=1

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